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LOVE TIPS
25 WAYS TO IMPRESS GIRL
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up. 4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is say "you better be" , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care. 5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement. 6. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewellery is for pussy's and Asian ladies. 7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fcuk you and grab the other girls arse. Girls love competition. 8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can." 9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames. 10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD. 11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop b*tching about the cold right now you're going to be b*tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls? 14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like drinking beer. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about. 22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious. 23. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much but I think it's funny. 25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny.
THOUGHT ABOUT LOVE
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LOVE TIPS
If you judge people,
you have no time to love them.
When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal".. When a Girl sends you a Friend Request it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend. When She Tag you it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You 'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts.. When she comments on Your status it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting.. When She Like Your comment it means She like Your Comment not You. !
THOUGHT ABOUT LOVE
If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, be gentle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just didn’t choose to rest in the other person’s heart.
If you find someone else in love with you and you don’t love him/her, feel honored that love came and called at your door, but gently refuse the gift you cannot return. Do not take advantage, do not cause pain.
How you deal with love is how you deal with you, and all our hearts feel the same pains and joys, even if our lives and ways are different.
If you fall in love with another, and he/she falls in love with you, and then love chooses to leave, do not try to reclaim it or to assess blame, let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will know in time.
Remember that you don’t choose love. Love chooses you. All you can really do is accept it for all its mystery when it comes into your life.
Feel the way it fills you to overflowing, then reach out and give it away. Give it back to the person who brought it alive in you. Give it to others who deem it poor in spirit. Give it to the world around you in any way you can.
That is where many lovers go wrong. Having been so long without love, they understand love only as a need. They see their hearts as empty places that will be filled by love, and they begin to look at love as something that flows to them rather than from them.
The first blush of new love is filled to overflowing, but as their love cools, they revert to seeing their love as need. They cease to be someone who generates love and instead become someone who seeks love. They forget that the secret of love is that it is a gift, and that it can be made to grow only by giving it away.
Remember this, and keep it to your heart. Love has its own time, its own seasons, and its own reason for coming and going. You cannot bribe it or coerce it or reason it into staying.
You can only embrace it when it arrives and give it away when it comes to you. But if it chooses to leave from your heart or from the heart of your lover, there is nothing you can do and there is nothing you should do.
Love always has been and always will be a mystery. Be glad that it came into your life, even if only for a moment.
Love Messages
Flowers open to see you.
Rains drop to touch you.
The sun rises to cherish you
. I am born to love you.
I love you.
Winds whisper in my ear,
here is the love of your life,
which you were searching for,
Don’t let it go anywhere,
Go and hold this love tightly
, and keep it into your heart
for always.
You are the joy of my life,
You are the smile of my face,
I live to see you,
Your warm smile gives me strength,
Don’t you ever leave me.
I love You.
My life is for you, My heart beats for you, My soul goes on love you, My eyes always wants to see you, My lips wants the touch of yours, I exist only for you…..
Darling!
If flowers could express my heart, I send you yellow flowers to always be with me , Pink tulips to bring happiness in my life, Red flowers for always living in my life,
This bunch shows you are everything to me. I love you…..
Flowers say if you like me,not pluck me. Birds say if you like me not catch me, I say if you like me,don’t forget me. always remember me. My Love.
Remember that there will always be someone who remembers you every day with and without sms. That’s me.
Care is a sweetest form of love. so,whenever i say TAKE CARE. its as sweet as I’m
Saying that I will keep you in my mind and heart till its last beat. So please take care. My sweet heart.
I feel happy.
Do you know why?
Because I’m lucky
You know why?
Because God loves me.
U know how?
Because God has gifted me a sweet friend,
that is you.
Smile is a language of love.Smile is a source 2 win hearts. Smile is a name of livelihood and smile creates greatness in personality.So keep ”SMILING” My darling.
If I could pull down the Rainbow….. I would write your name and pull it back in the sky to let everyone know how much colorful my life is with U.
I want to fill your life with the smell of all of flowers. I want to make your life as happy as you want. I want to make you as dear as I want. I want to make you the most special person. I want to love you till the last breath of mine.
You are the heart of seasons in my life. Without you my life is barren like shambles.
You’ve made my life awesome. I Love You my Life
One day love met a person on the way. Love asked what happened. Man replied I lost my life.. Love said but how? you are alive.
Man said but I lost my life because love was my life. It was most precious gift of God for me. I lost my love and my life lost with my love.
My passions are with you My dreams will come true
You know how much I love you So I can’t part away from you
I Love You
My Love I want to say Time stops When our arms entwine and your heart beats for mine!
I love you my valentine!
My life is fragrant My life is full of passion My life is a garden in which blossoms of your love are blooming
My life it’s all because of you I m happy you are mine. I love You.
Look deep into my heart Here you will find A picture of that person Who has filled my life with the frangrance and light of her love.
That’s you my sweetheart. I love you.
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Loha Lohe Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Hira Hire Ko Kaat'ta Hai, Aap ko Bhi Ek Din Kutta Kaatega, Qki.. Kutta kisi ko b kaat sakta he. B positive yaar.
Bhojpuri ishq- Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe, tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
How 2 kill a girl ? Give her a beautiful dress. nice jewelery. costly cosmetics. Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi..
| Mobile operator | USSD code |
|---|---|
| Reliance (GSM) | *1# |
| Uninor | *1# |
| Tata Docomo | *580# or *1# |
| idea | *100# or *1# |
| Vodafone | *111*2# |
| Airtel | *121*9# or Send Blank sms to 59103 (Toll-free) |
| Aircel | *122*131# or *888# |
| BSNL | *99# |
| MTNL | *99# |
